HOW TO BE TOTALLY AWESOME {note the Family Guy referenece above}

So for a limited time (not sure how limited – but certainly not longer than the end of the world – but probably until I run out of supplies), I will literally be GIVING AWAY awesome T-Shirts of EXTRACTED.

And how can one receive a free T-Shirt?

Simply request a size ALONG WITH which province from EXTRACTED you’d want to be associated with if you were a citizen of Clydenholm:

NATURALISTS Jade Emblem : Command creatures via psyche. Communicate through thoughts.
SPIRITUALISTS Violet Emblem : Command spirits – both from the living and the dead.
POLARISTS Azure Emblem : Lower temperatures with the best being able to raise temperatures.
MATERIALISTS Auburn Emblem : Separates molecules and reforms them to create usable compounds.

With your EXTRACTED T-Shirt, you will also receive an emblem corresponding to the province which you selected.

Just comment on this page with which province you like best, then email that comment along with your address, and I’ll get your gift to you right away!! (Remember to include your T-shirt size in the email).

Send to: StadlerStyle@gmail.com

Note: T-Shirt text says: The Pioneers Extracted by William Stadler.